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I can't stop thinking about you pulling my shirt over my head...
Squeezing my tits...
Unbuckling my belt and pulling the white shorts you find so sexy over my hips...
I can't stop thinking about you leading me to your green leather couch...
Spreading my legs and filling me.
So yes, to your question. It's safe to say that I would like to see you again...

He'd text me wanting to know what I thought of our night together. Did you enjoy me as much as I enjoyed you?'

Shortly after I returned the text message (I thought) to a man I'd taken to bed the night before and who performed gallantly, I received a call I didn't expect from my ex-husband.

He was in a very good mood.

"Does that mean you want to give our marriage a chance after all,"

"Are you high?" I asked. Not knowing what he was talking about.

He chuckled.

"According to this text message you sent me, you enjoyed my cock last night. Let's see, it says here that I pulled your shirt over your head and squeeze your tits..."

"Shut up," I shouted. Just shut up. Erase it and shut up,"

He read the entire message.

"You didn't send me messages like this when we were married,"

"I did, you were too high to remember,"

"Can you send me another message?"

"Go jerk off," I said.

"I'm going to," he said chuckling.

"Don't call me again," I said hanging up on him.

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